Hello, future pilots! I’m glad to have found you honest, hardworking pilots who shall be my young charge’s masters for decades to— Sorry? You say you’re pirates? You say this ship has, quite literally, pirates? Oh my! I suppose my charge must learn how to buckle his swash and steal

Whether you’re a resident or a commuter, you have eaten in the cafeteria at least once. Chances are, that one time left a strong impression on you. Here are the most common impressions left upon the student body as we experience years of cafeteria food. (For those of you, like