I sit in my best friend’s basement, watching the credits roll on one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. “Oh, my word,” I manage. “I honestly feel bad for Robert Pattinson. And Kristen Stewart. No one should have had to take part in such a disaster.” “It’s accurate to

  Twilight. Stephenie Meyer. 498 pp. Little, Brown, and Company, 2006. New Moon. Stephenie Meyer. 563 pp. Little, Brown, and Company, 2006. Eclipse. Stephenie Meyer. 629 pp. Little, Brown, and Company, 2007. Breaking Dawn. Stephenie Meyer. 756 pp. Little, Brown, and Company, 2008.   Amanda Kloth, Secondary English Education, Spring